Origins of DRAMA MAN!

DRAMA MAN (always in all caps)

Born in a trunk in a theater on the Orpheum Ciruit, DRAMA MAN began life as a stage hand, forever watching the actors steal the show. Then, just about the time puberty hit, so did the ability to dramatize! He learned how to make a big deal out of every little thing. He is most at ease when he is the center of everyone's attention.

DRAMA MAN is comfortable letting others take the stage, as long as he knows his "big scene" is coming up soon. DRAMA MAN uses his deafening voice and commanding stage presence to stun his opponents into a dumbfounded stupor (usually in tears), then he bonks them on the head with his scepter before making a dramatic exit. If a worthy opponent does not heed DRAMA MAN's performance, DRAMA MAN has been known to throw his scepter to the ground and stomp off to his dressing room in a fit of pique (until someone goes to see what's the matter).

DRAMA MAN's friends like him because he can be very entertaining, but he does get tiresome after a while, so they frequently have other plans.